Featuring: Crawfish and associated fixins, volleyball, cornhole, swimming, boathouse-style cliff jumping, high-level potato cannoneering.
Key Information:
1. R.S.V.P. -- via Evite or markhord@granviapartners.com or lisahord@sbcglobal.net
2. Keg beer will be provided.
3. You are welcome to join us for HordFest "Rehearsal" on Friday evening if you are in town. We usually have a smallish crowd Friday night with an additional 80-100 people showing up Saturday afternoon.
4. The traditional Potato Cannon Shooting Exhibition will begin sometime between 8-9 p.m. on Saturday at the lakeshore. Those concerned about the safety of the use of a series of home-made redneck howitzers made of PVC pipe should stand aside until the artillery team comprised of teenagers, drunk rednecks and salivating plaintiff's lawyers complete the cannonade.
5. What you can bring:
-- All the friends, dates, spouses, neighbors and kids you care to bring. This is a very kid-friendly party and we expect at least 30 kids of all ages.
-- Lawn chairs, blankets or beach towels to sit on in the yard. Life jackets if your kids want to swim in the lake. We have a few life jackets, but not nearly enough for all the kids at the party. Please bring one for your children.
-- Potato cannons or other redneck explosive devices, convenience-store teeth, any hard liquor or extravagant beer you might want to drink.
-- We’ll supply the beer plus the crawfish, potatoes, sausage and corn from the boil on Saturday afternoon. Please bring anything different you may want to eat. A gas grill is available.
-- Cecils.
6. Things you STILL can’t bring (yes, this means you): Dogs, cats and other pets.
